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Police Comments

Who says the police don’t have a sense of humor?  The following 15 Police Comments were taken off actual Dallas Police car videos and distributed by Monica Smith, Director DPD Public Relations Officer:

#15. “Relax; the handcuffs are tight because they’re new.  They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.”

#14.  “Take your hands off the car, and I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.”

#13. “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.”

#12. “Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second?  In case you didn’t know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun.”

#11. “So you don’t know how fast you were going.  I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?”

#10. “Yes, sir, by all means you can talk to the shift supervisor if you think it will help.  Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?”

#9. “Warning?  You want a warning? O.K.  I’m warning you that when you run that stop sign again, I’ll give you another ticket.”

#8. “The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not.  Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?”

#7. “Fair?  You want me to be fair?  Listen Pal, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in horsey doo!”

#6. “Yeah, we have a quota.  Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.”

#5. “No, sir, we don’t have quotas anymore.  We used to have quotas, but now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we want.”

#4. “Just how big WERE those two beers?”

#3 “In God we trust, all others we run through CPIC/NCIC.”

#2. “I’m glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours.Ã?  At least you know someone who can post your bail.”

And……………….. THE BEST ONE !!!!!!!

#1 “Excuse me ma’am?  Say you thought we didn’t give tickets to pretty women?  Well, you’re right, we don’t.  Now, sign here.”