Food Jokes
Q: Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
A: Because it was out of juice!
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Q: Where did the spaghetti go to the dance?
A: The meat ball!
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Q: What kind of drink never runs out?
A: Infini-tea!
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Q: What is the type of cheese that does not belong to you?
A: Na-cho Cheese (not your cheese)
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Q: Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
A: He needed some spare ribs!
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Q: What is a pirate’s favorite cookie?
A: Chips AHOY!
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Q: Why do French people eat snails?
A: Because they don’t like fast food!
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Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A: Because he was not peeling very well!