Adam and Eve Jokes
Q: When was the longest day in the Bible?
A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.
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Q: Why was Adam a famous runner?
A: Because he was first in the human race.
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Q: How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?
A: They were really put out.
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Q: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A: It’s Christmas, Eve!
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Q. Where is the first mention of insurance in the Bible?
A. When Adam and Eve needed more coverage.
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Q: What do we have that Adam never had?
A: Ancestors.
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Q: Why was Adam created first?
A: To give him a chance to say something.
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God: “Whew! I just created a 24 hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth.”
Angel: “What are you going to do now?”
God: “I’m tired, let’s just call it a day.”
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Q. Where is the first math problem mentioned in the Bible?
A. When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply.
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Q. Did Eve never have a date with Adam?
A. No, it was an apple.
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Q. At what time of day was Adam created?
A. A little before Eve.
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Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
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Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.