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Rabbit Jokes

Q: How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one if it hops right to it.

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In order to catch a rabbit, you must hide behind a tree and make a noise like a carrot.
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Q: If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have?

A: A receding hare line!
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Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?

A: Unique up on it!
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Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

A: Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses!
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Q: What airline do rabbits use?

A: British Hare-ways!
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Q: What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?

A: Deviled eggs!
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Q: What did the rabbit give his girlfriend?

A: A 14 carrot ring!
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Q: Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring?

A: Because he heard it was 18 carrots!
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Q: What did the rabbits do after their wedding?

A: They went on their bunnymoon!
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Q: What do rabbits put in their computers?

A: Hoppy disks!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?

A: A hare dryer!
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Q: What do you get when you cross an insect and a rabbit?

A: Bugs Bunny!
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Q: What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style?

A: Hip-Hop!
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Q: What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels?

A: Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
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Q: What’s a rabbit’s favorite game?

A: Hopscotch!
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Q: Where do rabbits work?

A: At IHOP restaurants!
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Q: Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares!
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Q: Why did the bunny build herself a new house?

A: She was fed up with the hole thing!
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Q: Why did the bunny cross the road?

A: He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
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Q: Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime?

A: They have hare conditioning!
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Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

A: Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider?

A: A Hare net!
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Q: Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano?

A: He was playing by ear!
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Q: Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat?

A: He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
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Q: Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny?

A: He got arrested for Battery.
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Q. What does it mean when the Easter Bunny arrives one day late with melted candy?

A. He probably had a bad hare day.
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Q. What is the difference between a rabbit that is preparing for a beauty contest and one that is getting ready for dinner?

A. The first rabbit will visualize world peace. The second rabbit will visualize whirled peas.
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Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory?

All he did was stand around making faces.
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Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?

He’s the Easter Bungee!
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Did you hear about the Hotel owner who raised a baby rabbit?

It was an inn-grown hare!
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Did you hear about the rabbit that bit it’s owner?

It was a bad hare day!
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Did you hear about the rich rabbit?

He was a millionhare!
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Q: How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

A: Look for gray hares.
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Q: How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

A: It was won by a hare!
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Q: How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

A: It had a lot of hare pins!
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Q: How do you make a rabbit float?

A: Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
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Q. Why is a rabbit’s nose always shiny?

A. Because it’s powder puff is on the wrong end!
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Q: What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read?

A: Ones with Hoppy Endings.
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Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from?
Mother Rabbit: I’ll tell you when you’re older.
Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.
Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician’s hat.
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Q: Do you know why rabbits jump?

A: Because they are “HOPPY”
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An infant rabbit was orphaned. Fortunately though, a family of squirrels took it in and raised it as if it were one of their own. This led to some strange behaviors on the part of the rabbit, including a tendency for it to avoid jumping, but instead to run around like the other squirrels. One day the rabbit was really feeling sad, so it went to its step-parents to discuss the problem. After explaining to them how it felt different from its step-siblings, they gave him a big hug and said, “Don’t scurry, be hoppy.”

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