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Great Truths Little Children Have Learned:

1 – No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.

2 – When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair.

3 – If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4 – Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5 – You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.

6 – Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7 – Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

8 – You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9 – Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10 – The best place to be when you’re sad is Grandp a’s lap.

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