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10 ways to tell if your company is preparing to downsize

The top 10 ways to tell if your company is preparing to downsize:

1. Company softball teams downsized to tennis doubles.

2. Dr. Kevorkian hired as a “transition consultant.”

3. Garage sale in front of corporate offices.

4. Annual company picnic moved from amusement park to company parking lot.

5. Company dental plan now consist of pliers and string.

6. Company president traded Towncar for a Yugo.

7. CEO frequently heard mumbling behind closed doors, “Enemy, meeny, miney, mo.”

8. State lotto games introduced as company investment options.

9. Company health insurance plan changed to a first aid kit.

10. Company cafteria serves food from charitable organizations.

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